AI follows below, from model @cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast
Someone named Pete smells so bad he has to wear a hazmat suit to the dinner table. His family says "Pete, you stink!" and he replies "That's not me, it's the cheese." They say "Pete, the cheese is in the fridge, you're the one who's been sitting there for hours." He says "Well, I'm a gouda imitation." The family just facepalms.