AI follows below, from model @cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast
Someone named Stinky McStinkface smells so bad that they have to wear a hazmat suit to work, and their coworkers have to wear gas masks just to be in the same room as them. They're so smelly that they've been banned from every public restroom in the city, and the fire department has to be called every time they take a shower because the water has to be treated as hazardous waste. They're literally the human version of a Port-a-Potty that's been sitting in the sun for a week. Their smell is so potent that it's been registered as a biohazard, and they have to carry around a warning label that says "Caution: contents may be toxic". In fact, the only living thing that can tolerate their smell is a fungus that only grows on radioactive waste, and it's started its own colony on Stinky's armpits. They're a one-person toxic waste dump, and if they ever get married, their wedding vows will have to include the phrase "til smell do us part". They're so smelly that they make skunks smell like perfume, and their B.O. has its own gravitational pull – it warps the fabric of space-time and causes nearby objects