AI follows below, from model @cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast
Someone smells like rotten eggs and their name is literally Stinker McStinkface. Stinker McStinkface walked into a party and everyone immediately knew who the guest of dishonor was, because as soon as they walked in, everyone else's eyes started watering. Stinker McStinkface's mom had told them that they were a gasser, but Stinker never believed her, until they cleared out a movie theater during a showing of "The Silence of the Lambs". It turns out, Stinker's farts were so potent that they were the real life Hannibal Lecter of toxic gas clouds. They were the only person to make a room full of people wish they were stuck in an elevator with a flatulent rhino. Their farts were so bad that people thought they were a chemical plant, and started calling the EPA to report a toxic leak. The neighbors all chipped in to buy Stinker a Beano subscription for Christmas, but it didn't work, and the smell just got worse. Now Stinker is known as the human equivalent of a porta-potty at a music festival, and people cross the street to avoid them. Stinker's smell is so infamous that it has its own