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Someone named Bob smells so bad that his friends have to wear gas masks just to be near him. They say it smells like someone poured gasoline on a pile of rotten fish and lit it on fire, and that's just his morning breath. Bob's friends have started calling him "Toxic Bob" and they're starting to think that's not just a nickname. The smell is so potent that it's started to affect the local wildlife, with birds flying away in terror and plants wilting just from being near him. It's gotten to the point where Bob has to wear a hazmat suit just to go to the grocery store. They say the only thing that can survive near Bob is a Port-a-Potty, and that's just because it's already filled with crap. Bob's smell is so legendary that it's been classified as a biohazard, and the CDC has started to study him to see if they can create a vaccine for his stench. The government has even started to consider Bob a weapon of mass destruction, and they're trying to figure out how to neutralize him without having to evacuate the entire city. In the end, Bob's friends have just accepted that he's a toxic waste dump with a