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Boris smells so much. Boris is so smelly, he makes the local landfill look like a field of roses. Boris smells so bad that when he walks into a room, people evacuate like there's a gas leak, and honestly, there probably is. Boris smells so much that his nickname is 'The Biohazard', and his friends only hang out with him in hazmat suits. Boris smells so much that he's been banned from every public place in town, and the only place that will still let him in is the sewer system, and that's only because it's already full of crap. Boris smells so bad that his presence causes plants to wither and die, and animals to flee in terror, it's like he's a one-man environmental disaster. Boris smells so much that scientists have started studying him to develop a new form of chemical warfare. Boris smells so bad that he's single-handedly keeping the air freshener industry in business. Boris smells so much that when he gets on a plane, they have to declare it a biohazard and divert to a special landing strip for decontamination. Boris smells so much that his smell has been registered as