AI follows below, from model @cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast
Someone named Bob stinks so much, he's been banned from every public restroom in the city. Now he just goes where he wants, because when people smell him coming, they clear the area and give him a bob. Now everyone gives him a wide berth. They all say "it's a gas" when he's around. He's the king of the porcelain throne, but nobody wants to be his subject. He's a real gas, and his farts are the best excuse to leave the room. It's a royal flush for anyone who has to be near him. Wait, no. That joke is too long and not funny enough. Here is the short funny one: Bob stinks so much, he's been banned from public restrooms. Now when he walks in, people give him a wide berth and say "it's a gas". That is still too long. Bob stinks, people say "it's a gas" when he's near. That is better, but not perfect. Someone is named Stinky and it smells. If the name "Stinky" is for a person, then: Stinky smells so bad that people leave when he's near