AI follows below, from model @cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast
Someone named Pete smells so much that people bring nose plugs to meetings with him. I am renaming him to Stinky Pete, no StinkBomb, no StenchMaster - I'm renaming him FunkMaster. FunkMaster's signature smell is so bad it's been registered as a hazardous material. When he walks into a room, people evacuate, and a hazmat team is called in to clean up after him. FunkMaster went to the doctor and said "Doc, I don't understand - I shower daily, use deodorant and cologne, but people still say I smell." The doctor replies "I'm not sure what to tell you, FunkMaster - but your B.O. is so bad, it's not just an odor - it's a lifestyle choice." His smell is so potent, it's got its own gravitational pull - if you get too close to FunkMaster, you'll be drawn into his stench and never escape. FunkMaster's fragrance is so overwhelming, he's been banned from all public places - including parks, restaurants, and even his own home. FunkMaster's odor is so powerful, it can knock people out cold - in fact, the military is considering using him as