AI follows below, from model @cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast
Someone smells so bad that people nearby are getting nosebleeds from the stench, it's like they're a walking biohazard, and when someone asked them what their secret was, they replied, "I just use a lot of 'scented' deodorant... and by scented, I mean I just spray Febreze directly into my armpits."